Originally Posted by DivineLegion
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On the heels of the 2013 NFL season, a new natural disaster is on the horizon; Reid Dawn. With a hundred fans offering Andy Reid BBQ daily, his already unprecedented waist line has grown much, much bigger. So big, it's threatening to block out the sun, and create a Reid dawn. Tune in this September to see the adipose nightmare of the century, Reid Dawn.
From the creators of Sharknado, in association with the Kansas City Cheifs. Featuring Brody Creoles ghost, and Walter Bremly. Stunt double for Andy Reid: Bob.
I was thinking more along the lines of Walricane...
Oh and yawn. Let me know if the chiefs sniff .500, then I might start to think about getting, yeah not even then. Yawn.