Is there a more boring player that does more to not be boring than Joe Flacco? I've never seen someone so monumentally boring who tries, and has done more to be interesting than Joe Flacco and yet he fails miserably.
He's like those goth kids in school who in elementary school were boring and so during adolescence they made themselves look like Marilyn Manson vomited a vampire-Edward scissorhands hybrid. And they look really different, but really they are still incredibly boring people trying in all the wrong ways to not be boring.
That is Joe Flacco - whether he's whining about being noticed, winning super bowls or whining about other players - he's still boring.