The player busts through the line of scrimmage, making a huge sack to end the opponent's drive, thus sealing the victory. He hangs his head, and quietly goes off to the sideline, deep in contemplative thought about the game. What he did right, what he did wrong, what he could do better. As the game ends, the player stoically exits the field.
Now THAT'S entertainment!
Am I the only one that thinks football is entertainment, and enjoys watching people be entertaining? Some are really stupid, like Merriman's "lights out" dance, but overall I think it can be fun, and funny.
Eatin Greedy was awesome. Bring that back. I agree with Twerkin, that would be hilarious.