When it comes to BAC, we can't touch the Eastern Europeans. http://www.cracked.com/funny-1095-bl...cohol-content/
0.914 is the world record for highest-ever recorded BAC that did not result in death. A 67 year-old Bulgarian man wandered into a hospital after being hit by a truck and they checked his BAC with multiple instruments, thinking that their equipment must be faulty.
Oh, and for Matt Russell's benefit, there's news of a new invention!
It's called a taxi.