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Old 07-08-2013, 06:13 PM   #79
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Originally Posted by DBroncos4life View Post
If his weight is right on Wiki, it's only 19 beers over a 3 hour span.
Or one beer every 10 minutes for 3 hours straight. Idiot. Right after Elway basically gave him the keys to the franchise.

Regular DUI: "It's cool, just had a couple red cups of beer and went down to the cornerstore." - Todd Helton

Goodbye DUI: Do what Russell did, then pull off your best wife-beating criminal impersonation in the mugshot. Kudos Russell, and adios.

Where's Keith Kidd when you need him?
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