Originally Posted by DBroncos4life
If his weight is right on Wiki, it's only 19 beers over a 3 hour span.
Or one beer every 10 minutes for 3 hours straight. Idiot. Right after Elway basically gave him the keys to the franchise.
Regular DUI: "It's cool, just had a couple red cups of beer and went down to the cornerstore." - Todd Helton
Goodbye DUI: Do what Russell did, then pull off your best wife-beating criminal impersonation in the mugshot. Kudos Russell, and adios.
Where's Keith Kidd when you need him?