Originally Posted by Houshyamama
A good friend of mine who's name is actually Phil Collins got some sloppy seconds the first night in the dorms when a drunk girl wandered into his room just after he unpacked. He must of thought, "THIS IS GOING TO BE SO EASY." He didn't get laid for at least another 3 years.
Damn that sucks. Did he just sit in the dorms waiting for another one to fall in his lap or was he just a strikeout king?