Here it is ............. I still LMAO when I read it ..............
SEASON ENDING SPECIAL!!!! SPIDER TELEVISION!!!
ALL SPIDER, ALL DAY!!! 24/7!!!
STV DAILY PROGRAM GUIDE
6 AM - 2:29 PM: Our Long Gone Burst of Glory: Spider replays the Bronco's two Super Bowl victories over and over and over and over again.
2:29 PM - 2:30 PM: Shanny's Word to the Wise: The Denver Bronco's coach shares his in-depth football knowledge.
2:31 PM – 3:30 PM: Die, Faders, Die! Part I: Highlights from the first 2003 game against the Oakland Raiders.
3:31 PM - 4:00 PM: This Old Trailer: Spider shows how he spray painted his trailer blue & orange.
4:00 PM - 5 PM: The Real World: This week - Spider visits Meck and feeds his goats; Meck makes his 200th NFL Forum post on what time it is and why Cannon hasn't phoned him yet; yhova gets a bad haircut; BroncofanH gets caught by his mom, jerking off to a John Elway photograph. Cyanatic sneaks onto Meck’s property in a long trenchcoat, looking for MaryAnne the goat.
5 PM - 6:30 PM: Yo! Spider Raps: Join Spider and co-hosts, Meck, BroncoH, & yhova as they present the latest pro-Bronco, rap videos. (With special feature on the making of Meck's latest video: "Elway won two bak 2 bak, but Farve is jus a punk!")
6:31 PM – 8:00 PM: Die, Faders, Die! Part II Highlights from the second 2003 game against the Oakland Raiders.
6:30 PM - 9:00 PM: This Old Trailer: Spider explains the best way to get goat urine stains out of your Broncos welcome mat.
9 PM - 9:01 PM: Yeah, but... Spider shows the positive highlights of ALL the Super Bowls in which the Broncos choked.
9:01 PM - 6 AM: Meck's World Meck catches Cyanatic dressing MaryAnne the goat in panties and a garter belt. As punishment, Meck makes Cyanatic watch every game of the Raiders 2003 season.
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