Originally Posted by Dr. Broncenstein
Compliment her appearance and footwear. Then ask if you may insert your penis into her. Works everytime.
I actually pulled this off in college. Complimented her pants cause her ass was amazing. Got her a beer and asked if she wanted to continue the conversation in a quiet bedroom and then I plowed her like a field donkey. Literally 15 minutes between meeting and being root deep.
I miss college.