After reading this guys posts i'm starting to think it really is hopeless for him mentally. Here's some sites to get you started Los Virgens.
here's one in Utah, since you're probably too damn lazy to do just about anything on your own accord. Go.
She will probably be expensive but this is your first time so no sense in saving money on a cheap ugly one. One hour should do you good, if you're gonna book her for anything more it might get too pricey; so if you absolutely need a full night, grab a flight to the Dominican Republic's Viking hotel. If you want to go extra hard, Israel gets all the traffic'd Eastern European women.
Thank me later.