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Old 06-06-2013, 09:56 AM   #116
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Originally Posted by Kaylore View Post

Gentlemen, as a former virgin, I can honestly tell you it can be harder to NOT have sex than to have sex. Here are the things working in your favor:
Hey, we were all virgins at one point and's just a matter of how long you ended up keeping your wick dry.

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin at 84 years of age.

I guess he was really following his first Law of Motion: An object at rest will remain at rest unless acted on by an unbalanced force. An object in motion continues in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.
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