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Old 05-16-2013, 09:54 AM   #201
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Originally Posted by Pony Boy View Post
Well you have certainly used all the buzz words but I’ve got to say, if you handed me a resume with any of this crap in it, I would probably have a hard time reading it. I would be thinking WTF kind of rock did this clown crawl out from under.

Requiem’s Resume …..

“I have good time management skills”.
“Multi-tasking comes naturally to me”.
“I can do this while doing my work”.
“I don't long for the greenbacks”
“I also do a good job of encouraging others and like helping them reach their goals and get past their struggles”.
“I’m willing to put my life on hold to help others“.

And the deal breaker would be: “That is why I am such a well-liked person (not bragging, just being honest) and have a social circle that spans the entire globe.
A legend in his own mind.
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