Originally Posted by Dr. Broncenstein
See those purple squares? They say "unintentional suffocation." That's fancy-talk for choking. Marbles are small, round, and conforming... thus they represent a typical choking hazard. Study it out. I realize that you fit this description as well, so don't get confused.
What a dunce.
I wonder why lawmakers charge people with crimes when someone dies as a result of an unsecured firearm, but not for playing with marbles. Must be a plot devised by the ABA and the librul justice system to come take your guns, of course.