Originally Posted by Dr. Broncenstein
We typically put on the Deer Hunter and place my entire arsenal in the living room floor, and tell the kids to have fun as the wife and I head out to the bar. Usually they are too busy trying to drown themselves in the pool to have any interest in the guns.
About what I figured.
Good recovery on your overreaction though. A redirect and an attempt at absurd sarcasm is probably about the best you can hope for when you misread or misunderstand what someone says and then jump on them and look a fool.