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Old 05-03-2013, 09:27 PM   #114
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If you have kids, you should not be allowed to have access to:

1. A motor vehicle
2. Anything that might possibly form an airway obstruction
3. Water
4. Substances that are potentially toxic after ingestion
5. Any source of flame or flammable material
6. Any sort of elevated platform

Year after year of "accidental injuries" leading to the needless, predictable, and preventable deaths of innocent children. Won't somebody think of the children?
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