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Old 03-27-2013, 08:36 PM   #133
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Originally Posted by SonOfLe-loLang View Post
No, you just can be very impulsive. My guess is youre young.
Yeah, it's the gunslinger in me. I find the hair-trigger quite useful these days.

If I'm John Elway, the second Tom Condon calls me and tells me Dwight Freeney wants $6M per year, I:

1. Snort and laugh at the same time, also causing me to fart.
2. Politely place Condon on hold.
3. Stand up, take a deep breath, and back away from the desk.
4. Stare blankly out the window for about 15 seconds (enjoying the desolate Colorado March landscape).
5. Walk out, and tell the Secretary that I will be taking the rest of the afternoon to play golf.
6. Wake up the next day and start preparing for the draft.
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