I feel the need to point out that although we've heard from all the I met my wife at work folks where it's all peaches and cream and never an argument bla blah blah, the group you haven heard from is the guys who banged the availablee hottie and it didn't work out. And you want to know why you haven't heard from them?
Because the poor muther****ers got sued or got married and divorced so they don't have enough money to afford anything that connects to the interwebz, that's why! Everyone of those rat bastards would tell you to run like hell.
Or maybe I'm just being cynical.