This is an awesome game you guys have going on.
Random Bad News response: "God damn Rethugs won't let Obamma do nothin to fix nothin. No more stimulus... now this seequester bull****. Those aholes are drivin' us back into a recession!"
Random Good News response: "Juslook how good Obamie did! Yeehaw! He dun fixed it all by hisself!"
In the good old Bush days this kind of 'recovery' was called a 'jobless recovery' Now suddenly the 99%'ers get all hot and bothered about the DJIA and any increase in the 1%'ers GDP.