Some names have been changed to protect the... um... well to keep folks from recognizing themselves
Tonight on "As the Message Board Turns"...
Wannabe Democratic election recount lawyer Bluefire comes dashing to the rescue of her favorite pet, the insatiably angry and certifiably insane Sacramento Broncos Fan, when he draws the ire of the message board moderator, the evil and portly Burrito John...
Bluefire: You cannot single out my wonderful pet for banishment from the realm! For he is a victim of the evil Republicans!
Sacramento Broncos Fan: Bush arranged to have a microchip crammed into every American's colon to track their oil buying activities! The washing machine TOLD ME SO!!! I'm not spamming!
Bluefire: Oh! The inJUSTICE of it all! Donít hurt my pet!
Meanwhile, an angry Watersock bursts into the room, with a half-drunk bottle of Beam, and another message boarder close by his side...
Watersock: Come on, dimwit. Try me. Iíll tear you to PIECES! @#$*ers! #$@* $@#*ing @#!*s!
BlueAthiest: Did you all know people who believe in god are stupid? The founding fathers were also stupid like that.
Can the appeals of Bluefire quell the wrath of the MIGHTY MESSAGE BOARD KING Burrito John?
Burrito John: I am the MASTER of this realm and I shall strike down your retarded pet, Bluefire! Vote Libertarian!
Logan11: Sir, with all due respect, sir? Is that really... um.. necessary sir? Sir? Master?
Pascal: I think Fireís pet is irritating. If we canít kill it, can we at least have it neutered so it doesnít multiply?
CaptainRaincoat: Fantastic idea, Pascal! Our dark Republican task masters will be pleased.
As the fate of Sac the crazy person hangs in the balance, can anyone save him? Will he ever be able to link everything on Bartcop to the OrangeHorsehair Politics board again? And most importantly... Do we even care?
Find out next time on... "As the Message Board Turns"
Last edited by Captain_Poncho; 08-12-2004 at 02:18 PM..