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Old 02-25-2013, 01:37 PM   #1
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Default Montana's Conservatives: eat roadkill, kidnap the president, and let corporations vote

The GOP is all about common sense every-day American values.

Values like giving Exxon Mobil equal rights. Sure, they're allowed unlimited anonymous spending to influence the democratic process, but why can't they cast a vote?

1) A bill introduced by Montana state Rep. Steve Lavin would give corporations the right to vote in municipal elections:

Provision for vote by corporate property owner. (1) Subject to subsection (2), if a firm, partnership, company, or corporation owns real property within the municipality, the president, vice president, secretary, or other designee of the entity is eligible to vote in a municipal election as provided in [section 1].
2) It's common sense family values that a corpse found on the side of the road should be consumed.

Montana’s House of Representatives passed a bill last week that would permit people to salvage meat from game animals killed in traffic accidents.
Representative Steve Lavin (R-Kalispell) is the primary sponsor of House Bill 247, better known as the Roadkill Bill.
3) Jennifer Olsen, founder of "Montana Shrugged: Tea Party Patriots" and a GOP Chairwoman, uncovered a common sense plan to kidnap the Marxist president. Liberals got their panties in a bunch over the idea, because they lack family values.

Montana, everyone!

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