Originally Posted by UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
ITS MAN MADE GOLBAL WARMING!
Oh wait this is real science not global warming myth.
I was gonna post the same thing. The sun clearly has some of those evil Capitalists on it, otherwise it would not go through a warming phase. If the sun was solely populated with the good people, aka the democrats and liberals of course, it would stay at the perfect temperature for all of eternity and everybody would be kind to each other and all sing Cumbaya. Somehow technology and industry would never be needed because all necessities of life and progress would simply manifest themselves, thanks to the democrats.