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Old 02-13-2013, 12:01 PM   #21
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Originally Posted by Willynowei View Post
This is way too easy.

A.) The 18 year old - 18 points
B.) Microwaveable food (so i don't die) - 2 points
C.) Stock market access - 7 points
D.) A cell phone activated once a week so i can call my broker and modify my highly conservative portfolio - 3 points.

There you go, that's exactly 30 points, I bang out a hot chick for 10 years, hire a money manager and have them grow the 10 million at a modest 5% per year which doubles by the time I'm out.

Seriously, what else do you need in life other than money, food and sex?
In ten years, she's going to want half.
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