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Old 02-13-2013, 11:53 AM   #19
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You are being forced to spend the next 10 years of your life in a basement. After those 10 years, you will receive $10 mil. Your basement comes fully furnished with a good bed, sink, a toilet, a shower and a trash chute. You are also being given a bonus 30 points to spend on items/amenities that you can take with you to your basement. BONUS BONUS: If you half your $10 mil payout to $5 mil, you will receive 35 points to spend. If you reduce your payout to zero, you receive 40 points.

- A functioning microwave with microwaveable meals only 2 points
- Unlimited fast food with the exception of Chick fil-A (add CFA +1 point) 4 points
- Full kitchen, unlimited amounts of the finest ingredients and an iPad that is programmed with every recipe on the planet (iPad for recipe use only) 6 points
- A stunningly attractive 18 year old. She will have sex with you. 18 points
- All movies and TV shows. 4 points
- Top of the line desktop computer, new components will be delivered to you as technology progresses. 6 points
- Gourmet food from the world's finest chef, flown to you daily. 9 points
- 52" TV with all the cable channels and premium packages. 7 points
- A skylight which will provide sunlight in your basement. 2 points
- Add all video games that have been released and new releases over time. 4 points
- Internet 16 points You can't download or stream anything, can't etrade.
- Surround sound system with all recorded music. 4 points
- Workout room with weights, treadmill, basketball court and batting cage. 5 points
- Barry Bonds. 7 points
- Library and study with every book ever published. 4 points
- Unlimited booze. 5 points
- Unlimited drugs. 5 points
- Unlimited tobacco products. 4 points
- HD camera. 3 points
- Garden with greenhouse. 2 points
- You get the money up front and now have access to the stock market. 7 points
- A cell phone that can only be activated one day a week. 3 points
- Hygiene products and a jacuzzi bath tub. 3 points
- Medical care from the medical school of New Delhi. Upgrade to Mayo Clinic doctor for +1. 2 points
- Full model train set complete with warehouse sized room to build it. 2 points
- Workshop with industrial tools, drawing table and supplies. 6 points
- Pool table. 1 point
- A gun with 3 bullets. 1 point
- A kitten or puppy. 6 points
- Satellite radio. 2 points
This is way too easy.

A.) The 18 year old - 18 points
B.) Microwaveable food (so i don't die) - 2 points
C.) Stock market access - 7 points
D.) A cell phone activated once a week so i can call my broker and modify my highly conservative portfolio - 3 points.

There you go, that's exactly 30 points, I bang out a hot chick for 10 years, hire a money manager and have them grow the 10 million at a modest 5% per year which doubles by the time I'm out.

Edited: Option 2 cause someone said the Microwaveable food would kill you (i guess you can't ask for the healthy versions..)

1.) 18 year old again.
2.) Medical care - 2 points
3.) Full kitchen - 6 points
4.) Sun Light - 2 points


Seriously, what else do you need in life other than money, food and sex?

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