I park an RV out around lot G. It has a hot tub. I typically hang out around the tunnel, waiting for the Broncos cheerleaders to arrive. A good friend of mine has a sister on the squad, so every week there is a different group of three or four that I bring out around the RV. Typically they have to leave earlier than I want them to, because they need to do their stretching routine. So what I do is I offer them a "stretch" in my RV. It happens every friggin week.... I get them naked in the tub, and my friend's sister always comes barging in letting them know that if they're late for stretching, they'll get fired.
Actually, I don't own an RV, and I just have a cup of coffee and usually a beer or two before the game.