I snoop around town until I find a blank wall--think those little brick enclosures around dumpsters or maybe the side of a Chuck E. Cheese. Then I paint my dick alternating colors of white, blue, and orange and slap it up against the wall in the hopes of making the best Broncos logo I can. Then I flag down the nearest bystander and ask him if he can tell what it is.
If he or she guesses right within the first three attempts, it's gonna be a good day.
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