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Old 01-07-2013, 04:09 PM   #21
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Originally Posted by Dr. Broncenstein View Post
Yeah, well, I don't get any pleasure out of it you sick f#%k. I'm compelled.
I smoke weed out of an Estelle Getty bobble head doll bong while I walk on hot coals naked while I eat jalapeno poppers stuffed with cocaine. Then I start my pregame ritual where I kill a chicken then taxidermy it in the exact same pose as our rival qb's macfarlane doll where I then perform voodoo while convincing myself I'm Frank Zappa's ghost.

Then I invite the friends over and we have some KFC.
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