Originally Posted by TheReverend
Can you imagine?
Go tell Bowlen you're retiring midseason... and that it's Fox's fault.
Tell Decker he'll get 2x as many passes if you have sex with his wife.
Call Elway overrated just to see his reaction.
Make dinner plans with DJ and McCoy and then no show... but hide and watch them awkwardly try to hang out.
The only thing I would do on this list is hide and watch people watching me hide from McCoy and DJ.