Originally Posted by Kaylore
This post is amazing and awful all at once.
Can you imagine?
Go tell Bowlen you're retiring midseason... and that it's Fox's fault.
Tell Decker he'll get 2x as many passes if you have sex with his wife.
Call Elway overrated just to see his reaction.
Make dinner plans with DJ and McCoy and then no show... but hide and watch them awkwardly try to hang out.