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Old 12-12-2012, 08:06 AM   #22
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Originally Posted by SeedReaver View Post
Here ya go. Btw, I'm a huge fan of Woodyard. It cracks me up that his premature ejaculation is a bigger issue than the fact he's engaged.
Hi Nik, Westley Woodyard is #52 in the Denver Broncos team. I met him months ago and he told me he wasnít seeing anyone and that he was a single man. He completely made it seem like he was the most perfect, honest, and respectful man. Since then, weíve had a casual relationship; heís taken me out multiple times and is very generous with his money. He always takes me shopping! He LOVES his women in Christian Louboutinís and Versace Dresses. Completely oblivious to his cheating ways, I fell for all the excuses. That is, UNTIL I FOUND OUT HE IS ENGAGED TO AN OLDER LADY!!!!! Iím here today because I cannot let him get away with this. He is living a double life and he isnít all he projects himself to be. Although he seems like the perfect man, there is one HUGE problem! He suffers from Premature Ejaculation. Premature Ejaculation simply means he ejaculates within the first 5 minutes of Sex. If that isnít bad enough he ALSO suffers from Refractory Period which simply means he canít EVER get another erection after sex which sucks because sex with him only lasts 5 minutes EVERY time. This man needs to learn how to increase his sexual stamina; he is like a 60 year old man!!! Which most definitely explains why heís engaged to an older lady. Ladies watch out, donít believe his eyes! He is ENGAGED!

If you look closely, that post is about WESTLEY Woodyard , not Wesley Woodyard.


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