I expect the usual tap-dancing, jazz hands. Then he'll break a big run, it'll look like a score, and someone will punch the ball out from behind and he'll roll an ankle. Then at after the break we'll see him getting a massage and he'll fall off the massage table.
Tip: It's far less frustrating to watch Moreno play football if you imagine the Benny Hill theme in your head whenever he gets the ball does anything.
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