Here are my favorite "SOCIALISM!!!" freakouts:
A cool Free Republic guy wrote a letter to the Queen, asking to be part of England again because of soshalism,
We, the people of the former American colonies, would like to offer our most sincere apology over that little misunderstanding we had 236 years ago. Had we known that we were going to be subjects anyway, we could have saved a lot of trouble and hard feelings.
We were under the mistaken belief that we would be free, sovereign citizens; we believed that our hard work would yield its own rewards without someone coming along and taking what we built in the name of “Fairness”. We thought our laws and Constitution would protect us from a foreign born dictator, and our freedom to worship would prevent us from becoming a corrupt, morally bankrupt society (silly us).
Little did we know that our own free press would intentionally sabotage, deceive and withhold the truth from us in order to reelect a Socialist that still holds distain for our nation and contempt for its founding principles. Nor did we believe that there would be so many citizens dependent on government handouts that they would blindly elect an unqualified charlatan, let alone reelect him.
Anyway, Your Grace, we are truly sorry and humbly sincerely beg your forgiveness. If you can find it in your heart to forgive us and take us back, we promise never to trade British oppression for Socialist tyranny again.
Your most humble servants,
The American People
A lady drunk on "buttershots" (seriously what are those?) posts an epic 25 minute rant on Youtube, blaming her friends who didn't "share her posts on facebook!" as well as "GAY RON PAUL SUPPORTERS" and "GO TO HELL LIBERTARIANS" It's really a great listen. Socialism, obamaphones, etc.
Here's a friendly Libertarian's reaction,
Do you work for someone who voted for Obama? Quit your job. Co-workers who voted for Obama. Simply don't talk to them in the workplace, unless your boss instructs you too [sic] for work-related only purposes. Have clients who voted Democrat? Call them up this morning and tell them to take their business elsewhere's [sic].
My favorite part,
When I'm at the Wal-Mart, I make it a point to say loudly to the check-out clerk, "EBT, what is that for?" She inevitably says, "it's government assistance." I respond, "Oh, you mean welfare? Great. I work for a living. I'm paying for my food with my own hard-earned dollars. And other people get their food for free." And I look around with disgust, making sure others in line have heard me.
Yeah man, you tell those Walmart clerks!