Originally Posted by v2micca
Seriously? Are we tallking about the same film franchise here? The one were a hack director and his shaky cam bullsh*t makes us watch 40 minutes of Goober McD*ckballs working out his girlfriend issues with stand-in ****dolls so we can get maybe 15 minutes of frenetic and nigh incomprehensible robot on robot action before the U.S. armed forces roll in and take care of things so Bay can indulge his military fetish? The same Franchise were the Transformers are only tertiary (not even secondary, tertiary) characters in their own g*dd*mned movie. That steaming pile is awesome?
It sounds like you're watching Transformers and expecting Citizen Kane.
boobies, action, big ****ing robots. Jesus. Appreciate the movie for what it is.
It's like going to Snakes on a Plane and complaining the story was predictable.