Arizona Wildcats: I'd take Gronk, even though he's dumb as a box of rocks. Also, in his prime Tedy Bruschi (who I actually graduated with, yes I am that old, shut up).
why the hell do the good ones end up on the Pats? Well also maybe Lance Briggs, he was a wildcat too. We apparently already got the other Gronkowski, also a wildcat. We had Mike Bell and Spencer Larsen. I never liked our football team much, was always a fan of the basketball team, but we do produce a few decent ones I guess.