If you are undecided who to vote for and don't think either established party represents you then consider joining us. THE TAILGATE PARTY!!
"The Tailgating Party is the true party of the people. It unites the right wing, the left wing and the chicken wing. Everyone loves tailgating, from corporate executives to mechanics. Here are several platforms and positions espoused by Tailgating Party Presidential Candidate Joe Cahn:
· Free trade: I believe in trading cheeseburgers for bratwurst, ketchup for curry.
· Public spending: The public should spend more time tailgating.
· Pork barrel politics: I love pork regardless if it comes in a barrel, can or shrink-wrap, especially the way I cook it in RV One's kitchen.
· Foreign policy: I'll bring all nationalities to the table: Swedish meatballs, French fries, Italian sausages and German strudel.
· Education: No griller left behind. Everyone should learn how to cook.
· Supply and demand: If you demand a burger, then I'll supply the bun.