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Old 10-07-2012, 06:36 PM   #43
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: West Texas
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Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in Pueblo, who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Colorado Springs.
One of my sisters lives in Louisville and is married to a
transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Denver. I have two brothers:
one is currently serving a life sentence at Florence FCC for the murder
of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail
awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have
recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Aurora. She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancee and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?

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