Originally Posted by maher_tyler
You are not aloud to have props or prepared notes before the debate starts. It is pretty cut and dry. After it starting you can take notes.
I'm just glad the super-sleuths figured out why Romney did so well. He had extra paper. He didn't really look at it during the debate. In fact he looked at Obama the entire time Obama was speaking. It also doesn't explain why Obama was staring at his notes the entire time and did so poorly.
...wait a minute. I just figured it out. Romney has a mole in Obama's staff and he had him write his talking points on the ride side of Obama's face in super small invisible ink while Obama was sleeping. Then Romney used special contact lenses to read the answers off his face! The ink was also laced with a confusion poison that caused Obama to feel lethargic and sound incomprehensible.
The perfect plan.