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Old 10-02-2012, 09:46 AM   #4
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I wonder how a response from Cutler would go if someone was going afterone of his records?

Hey Derik Bloathrow,

I see you are going after my dubious record of most picks for a touchback. Do everything possible to make this a reality. Yell at your front line, walk away from your offensive coordinator, frown a lot, don't listen to anyone but you cannon and if anyone tries to tell you different, just look at them all drunk eyed and say, "Dooooooonnnnn't Caaarrrrrrre!"

If you happen to fail at this request, may you get diabetes and find yourself in bed with one of Orton's skanks.

Jay Cutler
The Chicago Douche (and proud of it)
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