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Old 09-27-2012, 10:37 PM   #42
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Default HELL ENOUGH ABOUT ME, HOW ARE YOU DOING?


HELL ENOUGH ABOUT ME, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.


"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," Isaid. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with another man . . . and then my dog bit me." "So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!

........But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"



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