Top 10 list for Chef fans to do:
1.) Blue Meth
2.) Finance a lift and tires for their 87 pickup truck at 29 percent interest
3.) Finance 20" wheels for their 87 Camaro Iroc at 29 percent interest
4.) Paint the wood paneling in their trailer a classy color
5.) Google Derrick Thomas' children to see if any of them are draft eligible
6.) Burning the trash.
7.) Try to return smashed TV to local Rent-A-Center or Wal-Mart.
8.) Smash TV
9.) Still waiting for dial-up to load Chefsplanet.
10.) Wait for dial-up to load Chefsplanet.