Ah, no sir. I work from home. I get to peruse my home PC all day long and get paid for it, so making your life miserable isn't going to be a problem for me at all. I get to get my work done AND piss you off at the same time!
By the way, you made another grammatical blunder there, Special_Ed. "You're in denial" and "you are butt hurt" are two separate ideas. They are not separated by a comma.