Kerry: "Hey, it just dawned on me that Teresa's last husband 'Heinz' was also a skull and bones member..... what's the chances of that!
"why didn't I ever think of that before?"
... hmmmm.... 14 members a year times ...let's say 20 years (10 years younger and older than her).... = ? ....hmmm maybe I should ask Bush about the figure he's also a fellow bonesmen. Naw! he can't read let alone count....
"psst...hey Edwards what's 14x20 ?"
Edwards: "around 100 points more than you and bush's combind I.Q."
Kerry: That WAS a short list then from which I was plucked into money baggs matrimony..... 280 minus all those who were already hitched or dead and/or already currenly president. It's a wonder I hit the lottery considering my last name is near the middle of the alphabet and there had to be around a dozen other bonesmen available as well at the time.....
...PSSSST..... "hey Edwards.... You're a good looking feller.... (clutching rifle in hand) ... you didn't go to Yale did ya by any chance did ya? (quick glance over at his mrs. money baggs)
Kerry: Now think carefully Edwards....Do you know the skull and bones secret handshake?