Originally Posted by Baba Booey
The Mets bullpen is literally too awful to insult.
Do they at least fail with panache? The Madres aren't evening entertaining whilst kicking the ball all over the field. No Dante Bichette throwing the ball backwards, no Jose Canseco noggin' assisted home runs, not even Steve Lyons obliviously pulling down his pants at first base. Us Madres fans are treated to Yonder Alonso (Yes, THAT Yonder Alonso.) biffing a pony league fly ball...then firing over to 2nd base beating the runner by about thirty steps only to have Bartlett step on that bag and throw his hands up in a "Whoa. Whoa. Whoa" motion...making no attempt at a tag.
Hah! I somehow edited out my edits.