Originally Posted by Vrrroooommm
I don't feel like investing any energy into the story but if he was around other people, I'm glad the guy used a machete rather than a gun that'd risk a ricochet. If the dog was humping someone else's dog, better to do one dog now than an entire litter with a hammer when the mutts come out.
I have every reason to hate you, as does everyone else on the planet but that was a hilarious delivery of some good quality dark sarcasm. If you did not intend me to chuckle for this reason or something similar, then damn you sir! You are evil!