Or maybe this entire thing can be settled with a Peyton Bachelorette red-rose ceremony on ABC. I can see the script now.
"I feel the most comfortable with Johnny and the Broncos because he such a wonderful sense of humor."
"But Bud Adams will do anything to win my heart."
"But the 49ers are just so strong and youthful. I feel safe around them."
"I just don't know what to do."
Tune in next week as EFX sign nobody as they wait for the exciting conclusion to be decided during the 2-hour season finale in April.