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Old 03-12-2012, 09:49 AM   #119
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Young Stacy had learned at an early age that she enjoyed teasing boys with her charms. However, she had also learned that when she tired of their advances, the quickest way to rid herself of them was to stare them straight in the eyes and ask,

"What should we name our children?"

One night after making out with a boy for several hours she looked him in the eyes and asked,

"What should we name our children?"

The boy shrugged and increased his advances. As he was reaching 3rd base, she once again asked,

"What should we name our children?"

The boy once again shrugged before removing their clothes and completing the deed. After they were done. He peeled off his condom, tied it in a knot, and threw it in the garbage bin before saying,

"If he gets out of that, you can call him Houdini."
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