Originally Posted by TheReverend
I'd like to nominate this paragraph for absurd statement of the year.
I know it's going to face some extremely tough competition this year, going up against the likes of "my 6 year old daughter throws better than Tebow" and whatever else is to come, but I think due to the absolute ridiculous nature of this exaggeration that it can truly compete and is a front runner to win the award.
Holy ****ing hell...can I nominate this for I was just kidding, get the **** over it post of the year...Christ...
Oh wait, I apologize, is she your sister or something?