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Old 02-27-2012, 02:14 PM   #110
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My Dad and I were shopping at the mall, we decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring everytime. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one. In classic style he responded without batting an eye......"Got stoned once and ****ed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter.
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