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Old 02-27-2012, 01:10 PM   #109
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So I walk into a bar in the middle of nowhere. The sign above the bar says cold beer $2.00, hamburger $2.50, cheeseburger $3.00, hand job $50 . I see the super hot bartender and ask are you the one who gives the hand jobs? She smiles knowingly and says "why yes, yes I am." So I lean over and whisper in her ear "go wash your hands honey I want a cheeseburger"
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