man comes home from work and his wife complains "honey the washer is making a funny noise"
husband replies " do I look like the maytag repairman to you?"
the next day he comes home his wife complains " honey my car is making some kind of weird noise"
husband replies what, "do I look like mister goodwrench to you?"
the next day he comes home, any notices no complaints..... and inquires why. His wife says the young man next door fixed everything. The hubby asks how much did it cost?
the wife replied that "he said I could either make him a cake or give him a blowjob...." her husband asked "what kind of cake did you bake him?"
the wife replied "do I look like betty crocker to you?"
Last edited by errand; 01-22-2012 at 01:50 PM..