Re: Neck Pony Nation!!!
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Detroit Red
Wings fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Red
Wings fans too.
Not really knowing what a Red Wings fan is, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one
exception. One little girl has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not an Red Wings fan," she retorts.
"Then," asks her teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a proud Colorado Avalanche Fan," boasts the little girl. The
teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the
little girl why she is an Avalanche fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Avalanche fans, so I'm a Avalanche fan too,"
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if
your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
"Oh," says the little girl. "Well, then I'd be an Red Wings fan."