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Old 03-28-2002, 02:57 PM   #109
clarkster
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Re: Neck Pony Nation!!!

THIS SIGN WAS POSTED AT A LOCAL GOLF CLUB
 
1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.  
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go
ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.
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Well done. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee
off!



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